That Deep Fried Portillo Feeling
…With extra added vinegar.
Just watch how sour Scottish Labour MSP and failed parliamentary candidate Margaret Curran looks, as her Scottish Nationalist opponent is declared the new MP for the deprived Glasgow East constituency, up until now a secure Labour fiefdom. The acid’s fair steaming out of her pores.
Shorter Curran - “After all I’ve done for you ungrateful bastards!” At first I bethought myself of a pit bull chewing a wasp, but on mature reflection I’d say she’s more of a pit-viper gumming a grapefruit.
The funny thing is that immediately afterwards Curran demanded a recount - and when it was done, she had even fewer votes than in the first.
Did he say “Epic WIN?” I think we have our first LOLMP.
He might’ve said “Oh SN(a)P!”
God, that’s lame, even for me.