Category: Funny
QotD: If Israeli PR went freelance
June 3rd, 2010, No Comments
Mark Steel: It’s time the Israeli government’s PR team made the most of its talents, and became available for hire. Then whenever a nutcase marched into a shopping mall in somewhere like Wisconsin and gunned down a selection of passers-by, they could be on hand to tell the world’s press “The gunman regrets the loss [...]
Hands up who likes Ian Hislop
May 29th, 2010, No Comments
Not Tim Ireland, for understandable reasons: Iain Dale actually tried to take political advantage of my being smeared as a paedophile while simulataneously libelling Tom Watson as a smear merchant. He went on to similarly exploit a man on the brink of suicide and the repeated publication of my home address. He did this primarily [...]
Miaow! Miaow! kittyhulhu fhtagn!
May 28th, 2010, No Comments
I could care less
May 22nd, 2010, 1 Comment
David Mitchell on the one piece of language use that is guaranteed to drive Palau up the wall. Which is why I use it every chance I get, as driving each nuts on a regular basis is the secret of every good marriage. Mitchell meanwhile is Britain’s biggest pedant, even worse than Stephen Fry and [...]
Don’t Let’s Be Beastly To The Germans
May 13th, 2010, No Comments
But why shouldn’t I be beastly? You killed my grandma, you teutonic bastards! Ah, but when I say ‘you’ who do I actually mean? The generation that blitzed Britain, invaded most of Europe and exterminated nearly all of European Jewry is almost gone bar a few aged relicts gumming their Iron Crosses in very clean [...]
A Period Of Faff
May 10th, 2010, No Comments
The ‘hung parliament’, as explained by Armando Ianucci, way back in 1997. Boy, there’s been a lot of sewage down the pipe since then. (via)
Libertarianism in action
May 3rd, 2010, No Comments
An oldie but goodie, found thanks to a commenter at Roy’s place. Here’s the example of what libertarianism leads to, a sad and yet also funny tale of Derek Kieper, a
Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken, Lay A Laparoscopy For Me
April 28th, 2010, No Comments
Just when you think the US right wing could not possibly get more insane, not to mention openly fascist, someone or something comes along that makes your jaw drop so far you’re eating lunch off the doormat. Sue Lowden is a former local tv news bimbo and Nevada GOP chair who’s running against current Senate [...]
Must we imitate everything in US politics?
April 18th, 2010, No Comments
You thought the McCain girls were bad enough, but the Cameron girls beat everything… Not quite meant to be taken serious though. Horrible thought. Everything that happens in the US, politics wise shows up in the UK about two-five years later and in the Netherlands two to five years after that. Does this mean that [...]
Teabagger jokes
April 15th, 2010, No Comments
Courtesy of Carloshasanax: How do you hide money from a teabagger? Put it under the health food. What has a beer gut and looks good in red? A teabagger on fire. Why wasn’t Jesus born at a teabagger rally? Because they couldn’t find three wise men. How many teabaggers does it take to change a [...]
