Republican Family Values: No Child’s Behind Left

From the Armchair Subversive

Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd was arrested on suspicion of soliciting sex with an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable.

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy.

Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester.

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls.

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor.

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered.

It goes on and on. Read Full Story

Via The Poor Man ( who now has a virtual stable of ponies and to whom belated congratulations on his recent marriage… how about a squid for me every time Blair says ‘choice’? Even a cuttlefish? I could repopulate the North Sea with cephalopods and bask in the noodly approval of the FSM. Sigh. A girl can dream.)

It sometimes seems as though right wing politics and child molestation go hand-in-hand. Without wishing to denigrate those conservatives out there who are models of personal probity and integrity, it does seem way too co-incidental that so many molestors turn out to be Republicans. It’s a trite and facile but nevertheless true argument that those who are attracted to authoritarian political positions may well be inclined to act out that love of power relationships on those they can most easily dominate, ie minors.

What about Jeff Gannon, the Bush bald head fetish and the sheer quantities of Republican bottoms? I guess a change is as good as a rest. Perhaps it might be more pertinent to ask what it is about the Republican party that attracts these people?

Dumb question. It’s glaringly obvious. How else could you get off on every bad thing you ever dreamt of doing, and get publicly patted on the back, promoted and paid for doing it?

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.