Unfortunate Sexual Bibelots

No doubt this coming weekend will see a cascade of “Best/Worst/Whatever Of 2006” posts, so I’m getting my dibs in early with this list of Weirdest USB Gadgets of 2006, from The Register, not the least weird of which is Number 7, the USB pole dancer:

7. USB pole dancer For the man who likes his desk to have a classy vibe. She’s an eight-inch bikini-clad blonde, who dances on a lit-up podium. Nice. Read more

Oh dear, how very sad. I somehow doubt those who bought this little bit of masturbatory desktop heaven felt the need for item Number 10, the Spray-on condom.

Read more: Internets, Best of 2006, USB gadgets, Weird stuff, Pole dancing, Condoms

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Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.