Via PZ Myers, here are the perenially preternaturally prescient Pat Robertson’s predictions for the coming year:
In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in “mass killing” late in 2007.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network. “The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”
Of course The Lord didn’t say ‘nuclear’, you dumbass. As any fule kno, the Supreme Being pronounces it ‘nucular’.
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