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Pam at Pandagon is suggesting how maybe a Googlebomb of John McCain might be a good idea, in light of the fact that McCain is a lying sack of shit and right up that warmonger Bush’s arse, and not at all the principled maverick the media is positioning him as. (I paraphrase, obviously).

Heavens to Betsy, a Googlebomb? How very uncivil! We lefties are far too polite and principled to do such a thing, surely?

To forestall any winger accusations of vulgarity and to show just how well-bred and polite we on the left actually are, I’ve put my thoughts on Senator McCain into song, with more than a little assistance from a Mr.JJ Cale of Oklahoma:

If you want the Right out out you’ve got to knock him about; McCain
If you wanna him down, down on the ground; McCain
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

Think he’s bad news? Get out your googlebomb shoes; McCain
When your day is done and you want some fun;McCain.
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

When your democracy’s gone and you wanna MoveOn; McCain
Dont forget this fact, you can’t get it back;McCain
He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain.

He just lies, He just lies, He just lies; McCain

Now, what could more civil and refined than that?

Read more: US Politics, 08 Presidential election, John MCain

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Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.