Well, I never knew that. Kathryn Flett in today’s Observer Woman section:
The planet will, then, be grateful for the revolutionary new Rabbit Amnesty – ‘a unique way for Rabbit lovers to enjoy cleaner, greener orgasms’, according to Bonny Hall, head buyer for online sex-toy retailer, LoveHoney. ‘By sending an old Rabbit to us, customers get the satisfaction of having it recycled without the inconvenience or embarrassment of taking it to a local council rubbish dump.’ For every recycled Rabbit, LoveHoney pledges to donate £1 to the World Land Trust to support rainforest-protection projects. Safe sex? Cybersex? So Twentieth Century. If you’re at it with a rabbit you can – smugly, modishly – enjoy guilt-free eco-sex, too.
But before you can recycle without guilt, first you’ve got to get over the embarasssment of actually buying the bloody thing – and that’s a whole other story.
