Classically educated Friday Comedy Double

Only two today, but maybe, if y’all are nice, you may get some more later today. The theme today is classical music. Now Rachmaninov had big hands, so what’s a tiny Japanese piano player to do?

Musicians may have trouble, but that’s nothing compared to conductors, even a conductor like Andre Previn, when they have to deal with somebody like Eric Morecambe in their orchestra: