That Deep Fried Portillo Feeling

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…With extra added vinegar.

Just watch how sour Scottish Labour MSP and failed parliamentary candidate Margaret Curran looks, as her Scottish Nationalist opponent is declared the new MP for the deprived Glasgow East constituency, up until now a secure Labour fiefdom. The acid’s fair steaming out of her pores.

Shorter Curran – “After all I’ve done for you ungrateful bastards!” At first I bethought myself of a pit bull chewing a wasp, but on mature reflection I’d say she’s more of a pit-viper gumming a grapefruit.

The funny thing is that immediately afterwards Curran demanded a recount – and when it was done, she had even fewer votes than in the first.

Published by Palau

Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, washed the t-shirt 23 times, threw the t-shirt in the ragbag, now I'm polishing furniture with it.

2 Comments

  • bjacques

    July 31, 2008 at 7:19 am

    Did he say “Epic WIN?” I think we have our first LOLMP.

  • Palau

    July 31, 2008 at 9:48 am

    He might’ve said “Oh SN(a)P!”

    God, that’s lame, even for me.