Full marks for imagination Mr. Sallin, but if I’m going to be woken up with fresh sizzling bacon, I want tea and hot buttered toast too. From the Telegraph:
New-style Teasmade wakes you with freshly cooked bacon
A bizarre new alarm clock uses the smell of freshly cooked bacon to wake you up in the morning.
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The Wake n’Bacon clock cooks a frozen rasher for 10 minutes before the time you need to rise from your slumber.Designer Matty Sallin says the sizzling sound combined with the classic aroma is enough to wake you.The user is also welcomed by the almost-instant breakfast of a bacon sandwich in bed.
Mr Sallin altered a regular alarm clock so that instead of a sound going off, two halogen lamps are switched on.The lamps then take 10 minutes to cook a piece of bacon that was placed inside the clock the night before.The user can leave some bread and ketchup by the side of their bed to make up the bacon sandwich.
No, not ketchup, HP sauce. Any fule kno HP is the one true condiment for bacon sandwiches.
Update: Ooooh, bacon jellybeans and even more bacony goodness.
