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Here’s the pitch – it’s BlackHawk Down, minus the helicopters – and the hero has a sexy French accent! Because there’s bound to be an eventual movie of this story:

French hostage escapes after killing captors

MOGADISHU – One of two French security advisers kidnapped by insurgents in Somalia last month escaped yesterday after killing three of his captors and fleeing to the presidential palace in Mogadishu, police said.

Muscles and an accent….I’m seeing Jean-Claude Van Damme or maybe Vin Diesel in the lead role, though both are knocking on a bit now. Unfortunately there isn’t a corset big enough to fit Gerard Depardieu. Suggestions?

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