Weird drugs, bizarre sexual practises or something more sinister?

David Cameron’s constituency chairman dead at Glasto:

David Cameron said he was “devastated” after the chairman of his local constituency was found dead in a portable toilet in a backstage area at the Glastonbury festival.

Police said they did not yet know the cause of death of Christopher Shale, a 56-year old businessman, although friends said there was a history of heart problems in his family.

Heart problems; ‘syeah right. Hands up who didn’t think this is the Tories continuing the deviant behaviour that got record numbers of the buggers killed and/or disgraced when they were last in power…