Linky Goodness: Science, Scones and Squid

Discover Magazine: Off the California Coast, Giant Volcanoes Made of Asphalt

Tin-Tin In The Congo is likely to be banned in Belgium unless sold with a racism warning sticker. Quite right too.

Also sounding rather Tin-Tinesque, an insight into the odd social life of the world’s only living secular saint in The Mystery of Naomi Campbell and the Blood Diamond

But back to the benthic theme: a lovely deep sea fauna gallery, including video of the elusive oarfish (often mistaken historically for an actual sea serpent) , from the Serpent Project. NB: Piglet squid!

There’s nothing as delicious as scones with jam and cream (or better still, treacle and cream, AKA ‘thunder & lightning’) but it’s not a treat I get often; even though I was born and bred in Devon my scones are like bricks, despite my incredibly light hand with pastry and talent for cakes. But my mother’s scones were light as a feather, while her pastry was like concrete. Small wonder her pasties (the savoury kind, not the sequined nipple covers) were known in our family as ‘trainwreckers’. The scone gene got twisted somewhere. So when I saw this post – How to make the perfect scone– I was inspired to have another go. But first I have to get out of this hellhole of a hospital.

3,000 years of pre-Sumerian history left undiscovered because of husbandly misogyny

Some Days All You Want To Do Is Cry

Vent Fauna

Hydrothermal vents have been compared to oases. That’s a good description. Oases are lush areas in a desert based on a water source. In a similar way, a vent is an oasis: it is teeming with life in the middle of the nearly barren ocean floor. A vent spewing microbe- and mineral-rich, super hot water is this oasis’ water source.

Vent communities are an ecotone. They are a transition zone between the hot water emerging from the vent and the cold environment of surrounding sea water. Just 15 centimeters (6 in.) laterally away from the vent, the seawater is cold, yet the heat and chemicals rising from it can be measured with powerful thermometers for many miles.

The life forms we see are truly bizarre, and some are very ancient. The vents probably predate life on earth. Scientists believe vents have been around for 3.5 – 4 billion years, and life in them probably began soon thereafter. We saw vents for the first time fewer than 25 years ago, in 1977.

I first came across the issue of seabed mining rights when studying maritime law in the early nineties and I thought then that the lack of international legal safeguards against exploitation meant that here was a disaster waiting to happen.

Well, that disaster’s here:

Nautilus Minerals, a small Canadian company backed by the giant mining company Anglo-American, has just received an environmental permit from the government of Papua New Guinea to conduct the world’s first deep-sea mining in the vent fields of the Bismarck Sea.

Giant undersea excavators will be built this year, and ore could be rising from depths of 1,600m by 2012.

Conservation biologist Professor Rick Steiner, formerly of the University of Alaska, was called in to examine the company’s original environmental impact assessment study.

He is concerned about the dumping of thousands of tonnes of rock on the seabed and about the danger of spillages of toxic residue, but his real objection is more fundamental.

He explained: “The site that they mine, they’re going to destroy all these vent chimneys where the sulphide fluids come out.”
The HyBIS submarine captured images of the vents on camera

He added that it could cause the extinction of species that are not even known to science yet.

“I think that, from an ethical stand-point, is unacceptable,” he said.

Steven Rogers, CEO of Nautilus, said that he accepted that the mined area would be damaged, but said he was convinced that it could recover.

He believes deep-sea mining will be less damaging to the environment than mining on land.

He said: “I think there’s a much greater moral question…. here we have an opportunity to provide those metals with a much, much lower impact on the environment.”

The success of the Nautilus enterprise is dependent less on questions of morality than of profit.

Steven Rogers estimates that this first mining site could yield anything from tens of millions of dollars up to $300m in value.

But Professor Steiner believes that success in the Bismarck Sea will provoke a “goldrush” at vent systems around the world, most of which have yet to be properly studied.

Vent systems are fundamental to life on this planet, each one a fully functioning ecosystem that supports the web of life on the planet in ways we are only just beginning to understand.

“….deep-sea mining will be less damaging to the environment than mining on land.” says Steven Rogers; what he actually means is “If I can’t actually see the damage, it isn’t actually happening”.

What the hell are New Guinea thinking, letting these profiteers destroy the vent fields?

And that’s only within their territorial waters. There’s nothing to stop similar profiteers doing the same in the open ocean. No governmental permission is required. How long before the profiteers destroy the mid-Atlantic Ridge vent fields and their associated fauna and flora?

Not very long – plans are already in hand. Pass me a hanky, please.

Previously only seen in bad sci-fi stories

Monstrous bacterial colonies the size of entire countries have been spotten in the Pacific:

A mat the size of Uruguay composed of giant bacteria has been discovered in the mid-depths of the ocean off the coasts of Chile and Peru, report scientists who are working on a series of studies of the ocean’s smallest life forms. These enormous spaghetti-like mats of megabacteria (Thioploca spp.) may play a key role the region’s extremely rich fisheries, says marine biologist Víctor Ariel Gallardo, vice-chair of the Census of Marine Life Scientific Steering Committee, which released the preliminary results of its survey in early April.

[…]

The megabacteria were discovered in the cold Chilean waters in the 1960s, but, Gallardo said, few scientists could believe at the time that a bacterium could measure two to seven centimetres – big enough to see with the naked eye.

The discovery that these giant bacteria also live in vast colonies is more recent, and it has only been in the past couple of years that funding has been available through the Census of Marine Life to finally investigate this surprising abundance.

[…]

These bacterial mats may be remnants of that Proterozoic period 2.5 billion to 650 million years ago, surviving in the oxygen-starved mid-depths of the ocean.

Such oxygen-minimum layers exist in parts of the world’s oceans where little of this gas mixes down from the surface or up from the cold, oxygenated water that sinks at the poles and oozes like poured cream along the sea floor to other world regions.

Isn’t it a strange, wondrous world?

Clever clog^wcrows

Researchers teach already way too clever crows how to combine tools:

In their experiment, they temporarily captured seven wild New Caledonian crows and presented them with a complicated problem that could only be solved by using a number of tools in a specific order.

The birds were placed on a perch, and tied to the perch was a string. A short stick was tied to the end of the string.

A long stick was placed out of reach, behind bars, but close enough that it could be reached with the short stick. Finally, a scrap of meat was placed out of reach of the bird, far enough that it could not be reached with the short stick, but could be reached with the long one.

By my calculation, this use of multiple tools puts them ahead of most rightwing bloggers.