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On A Lighter Note..

…though no less explosive: here’s video of the stunning fireworks over the Thames last night, stunningly beautiful and all very contained and orchestrated, with well-behaved, polite and cheering crowds.

I bet it was risk-assessed up the wazoo.

The next video is of the Nieuwendijk leading to the Nieuwmarkt in Amsterdam at midnight last night. You might think the Dutch were nicely liberal but as staid and safety-conscious as many Northern Europeans appear to be.

Think again.

No mind-numbingly tedious risk asessments or health and safety droids here, oh no – where fireworks are concerned, the Dutch spit on your risk-asssessments, they dip risk assessments in breadcrumbs, deep-fry them and eat them with transfat-laden mayonnaise. On New Years Eve, every street is like this; unlike in the UK where firework sales and displays are strictly controlled, you can buy huge amounts of explosives over the counter here. The Schengen agreement means open borders for fireworks too.

I wonder what pyrotechnical wonderments new EU members Bulgaria and Romania’ll have in store for us next year?

Read more: New Year, Europe, Amsterdam, London, Fireworks, Video

Meanwhile, In Dutch News…

The Register:

Dutch TV hounds Google Earth topless sunbather

Caught on camera

By Lester Haines ? More by this author

Published Thursday 21st September 2006 11:26 GMT

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Here’s a cautionary tale for those of you who like to indulge in a bit of light sunbathing in the privacy of your own patio: make sure you ring Google to see if they’re planning a satellite pass-over before whipping off your top:

No sooner had the poor Dutch woman pictured here popped up on Google Sightseeing, than Digg got hold of her assets. This immediately prompted a heated debate – sadly not on the technological threat to privacy – but rather as to whether or not she really was enjoying her leisure time as nature intended.

Unfortunately, we may never know. Dutch TV quickly identified the address and moved in for the kill, dispatching a team armed with grabs from Google Earth to the sun-worshipping resident’s domicile. Mercifully for her, she wasn’t in.

Read more: Weird news, Naturism, Search Engines, Google Earth