And Still They Come…

How very mysterious: yet another giant Lego figure has washed up on a European beach, this time in Brighton rather than Holland:

The Lego man is 6ft tall in red, yellow and green. It is presumed to have washed up on the beach, but whether it has come from a cargo ship or from across the Channel is not clear.

Brighton resident Gerry Turner, 34, said: “It’s very odd. God knows how it got here but people are saying it’s from Holland because it’s got some Dutch writing on it. It must have fallen off a boat of something. The kids love it.”

Children helped stand the Lego man up on the beach, but are still mystified as to where it came from. One said: “It’s great, but we don’t know why it’s here.”

A spokesman for Brighton and Hove City Council said it didn’t know the origin of the Lego man, but said it was fine for it to remain on the beach.

He said: “There’s no problem at all. It will be interesting to see how long the Lego man stays there for. We’ll keep an eye on it.”

Here’s the Lego man that washed up in Zandvoort in 2007:

You know what this means: either it’s a PR stunt gone horribly wrong, or there’s at least two (and possibly an entire flotilla) of giant Dutch Lego men bobbing along quietly below the radar off the coasts of Europe, for all the world like unanimated golems waiting for their moment to come ashore and get the magic word and follow their prime directive.

I wonder what the activating command might be?

Published by Palau

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